Bloggin' the CTA

To the red-headed, conductor hat-wearing dude playing craps with yourself on the chair right next to me, please stop. You cannot play “yourself” in craps. You’re playing against chance.

Chance this…

Roll one of those die and make it hit my new iBook. You’ll have one quick, feel-good moment right before my foot travels extremely far up your ass. Odds: 1:1.

Now that’s a bet worth taking…

Oh yes, and stop singing Jimi Hendrix to yourself. He was a better singer (surprisingly).

tags: cta