news that slipped through your crack

happy 4th of july of weekend to all melody to funkytown members.

• umphrey's mcgee's new album, anchor drops, just came out. buy it and support this incredible band.
  
• the director of homeland security, who clearly has more important things to do than look for osama bin laden or al qaeda, has issued the following warning. read more..., then download firefox.
  
• an inspirational chihuahua takes his message on a japanese mini-tour...read more...
  

have a safe and drunken weekend and be sure to blog any good news stories that might have slipped through my crack during the weekend.