Ronald Reagan, Shmronald Shmreagan
So, ol' dead Reagan was laying about 6 miles from where I work. The line for traffic was sooooo long. I didn't have to sit in the line, but if you wanted to see a box with a flag laying on it, be prepared to wait in line for a bus for 7 hours, then another three to walk around the corpse. What? Why? That seems like a waste of time. I almost got mad because it seemed these people just did it for the story: "I went to Ronald Reagan's funeral! He-uk, he-uk, he-uk!" Yeah, sweet move dingleberry.